Here's the link: http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A/ref=pd_sbs_a_1
In case you're too lazy to be clicking today, here's the skinny. It's an Amazon.com ad for a Napoleon Dynamite-esque t-shirt featuring three wolves howling at the moon. Sort of funny. As you scroll down, you might notice other customers who have viewed this item have also viewed "Zubaz Pants" and milk. ??? A little funnier. But please, I beg you, take time to read the reviews. I have copied and pasted the first one below for your reading (and laughing) pleasure, but they are all well worth your time. In fact, I think I just may buy the wolf t-shirt. Maybe I'll get the Zubaz pants to go with. It's sure to be a cult classic.
11,533 of 11,633 people found the following review helpful: I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. ***I'm moving some of my blogs over from Myspace (since it's a ghost town these days). Some of them (like this one) may be a little out of date. |
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