Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Dear Weather

Dear Weather:

I live in Florida, and I must know, why is there ice? My plants are all dead, and the oranges that are so delicious are little orange-cicles now. Last night, I dreamed I was eating icicles. I'm sure this is a direct, subconscious response to your arctic insanity. Please tell me your meteorological psychosis will be short-lived. Is it global warming? I completely understand if that's got you upset. I know I drive an SUV, but I don't drive much, so please don't take it out on me. Thank you for listening.



***I'm moving some of my blogs over from Myspace (since it's a ghost town these days). Some of them (like this one) may be a little out of date.

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