Monday, April 2, 2012

Nursery Rhymes for Grown Ups: Part 2 of HowevermanyIfeellikewriting


Big Miss Muffet

Big Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her salad and lean protein.
(Curds and whey are crazy fattening!)
Along came Paula Deen,
Who buttered her beans,
And frightened Miss Muffet into a gym membership.


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