Hell-freaking-lo, China! Imagine my surprise when I pulled up my stats, and second in readership to the US? China! At the risk of sounding completely ignorant (and I know I do very often), I didn't know people in China got uncensored access to the internet so they could read my nonsense. I must be absolutely no threat to any government anywhere. See, I'm ignorant. Now I feel bad, but not bad enough to stop talking, obviously. China, I hope I didn't just alienate y'all. I think you're fabulous! Please keep reading.
Honestly, I'm happy that I have such a wide and diverse audience. Germany, you're all pretty much my cousins, so welcome! Australia, you spend a lot of time in the water AND you're mostly just totally hot. I'm always happy to get a read from down under. Same to you, New Zealand. Plus you have kiwi birds and an awesome government, so kudos all around! Eastern Europe, just keep being sultry and sexy beyond explanation. Mmmm.......... Russia, Jordan, Brazil, you're all on different continents, but I love you just as much. Malaysia, you bring it like whoa!
I know I've left some out. Blame it on the wine. I'm just damned happy to have you all here, regardless of how you arrived. You might of searched for my name directly (creeper, we broke UP, ok?), or maybe you searched for "naked gay columbian blog" (yes, I'm talking to all three of you), but the bottom line is, I'm glad you're here.
Welcome, freaks!
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